{"product_id":"noodle-soap","title":"Noodle Soap","description":"\u003cp\u003eNoodle Soap: Gourmet Comfort, Cleaned Up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Whether you survived on it for four years in a college dorm or still consider it a culinary midnight masterpiece, instant ramen is a cultural institution. Now, from the curation house of Reserved Strictly Limited, you can take that exact comfort straight into your morning shower routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Noodle Soap is an uncompromisingly realistic food replica disguised as your favorite quick meal. It arrives housed inside an authentic, hyper-realistic styrofoam cup, sealed tight with a custom cardboard topper. But don't go looking for a fork. Pull back the lid, tip it upside down, and out slides a meticulously sculpted, incredibly detailed 3-ounce solid block of wavy instant noodles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​We bypassed the artificial processing and built an artisanal menu of four distinct \"flavors\", each handcrafted in small, strictly limited batches using premium skincare bases and natural botanicals. Place a cup in your guest bathroom to completely throw off your visitors, or drop it into a care package for someone who lives on noodles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​🍜 Choose Your Flavor (The Menu)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Select your preferred ramen base from our dropdown menu:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​🐔 Silk Road Tori (Chicken)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​The Blend: Smooth, ultra-moisturizing Goat's Milk Soap Base infused with soothing Colloidal Oatmeal and Raw Honey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​The Look \u0026amp; Feel: A completely smooth, creamy beige bar designed to calm sensitive skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​🦐 Blossom Ebi (Shrimp)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​The Blend: Rich, translucent Honey Melt-and-Pour Base blended with detoxifying Bentonite Clay and skin-softening Olive Oil.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​The Look \u0026amp; Feel: A stunning, warm shrimp-coral pastel tone scented with an elegant, upscale blend of Cherry Blossom \u0026amp; Ginger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​🐊 Gator Jigsaw Shio (Wasabi\/Green Tea)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​The Blend: A crisp, refreshing Aloe Vera Soap Base mixed with purifying Green Clay and a tiny splash of olive oil.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​The Look \u0026amp; Feel: A beautiful, frosted, translucent \"wasabi paste\" green that locks in a bright, energizing aroma of Lemongrass \u0026amp; Green Tea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​🥩 Imperial Gyu Shoyu (Beef\/Soy)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​The Blend: Deeply conditioning Shea Butter Soap Base combined with Pure Dark Cocoa Powder and a tiny speck of Activated Charcoal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​The Look \u0026amp; Feel: A rich, deep, slow-simmered brown bar that perfectly mimics a savory shoyu broth, scented with a sophisticated, warm profile of Sandalwood \u0026amp; Amber (rest assured, it still lathers up completely clean and white!).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipped inside a genuine instant noodle cup with a custom Reserved Strictly Limited cardboard packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​The Formulas: 100% Vegan options available (Shio, Ebi, and Gyu variants), completely detergent-free, and sulfate-free for a rich, gentle lather.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Weight: Exactly 3 oz of solid soap molded to perfectly fill a standard instant lunch cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​⚠️ The Fine Print (Please Read)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Do Not Eat: No matter how hungry you are at 2:00 AM, this is soap. It will clean your body beautifully, but it tastes terrible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Do Not Microwave: Do not add boiling water, and do not place the cup or the soap in the microwave. Keep it in your shower, your soap dish, or proudly on display.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Reserved Strictly Limited","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48331294277886,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9405\/7982\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_2fefbde4-fee8-414d-8e76-07303bf2569a.png?v=1780909099","url":"https:\/\/reservedstricltylimited.com\/products\/noodle-soap","provider":"Reserved Strictly Limited","version":"1.0","type":"link"}